This Is A Test, This Is Only A Test

I'm just testing a method I recently learned about. If it works, there should be a viewable Seether w/Amy Lee - Broken video below.

New England Patriots, A Perfect 16-0

The perfect season, the ultimate accomplishment in the National Football League (NFL). A record that in my opinion is now tarnished by the New England Patriots. A team that will forever be placed in the record books for this accomplishment but a record that does without question deserve an asterisk.

Along with the perfect season, Tom Brady obtained the single season TD passing record, and Randy Moss the single season TD reception record. Two more that both deserve to have asterisks placed next to them in the books.

A city, state, and football enthusiasts around the country are celebrating the Patriots accomplishment, but there should be no celebration. A tarnished record does not deserve to be celebrated, but simply placed in the books and forgotten about.

The New England Patriots cheated in week one against the New York Jets. They cheated and were caught. The NFL fined the team, but did not take away the win. This was the appalling part. If someone is caught cheating they do not deserve to keep the win, the slate for that game is wiped clean. The Jets deserved to have the win handed over to them, even if they lost by a lot. Brady and Moss should not keep any of their stats from that game, which means they do not have enough to break records.

What did the NFL just teach the children about sportsmanship? Simply put, it's okay to cheat, because you'll still be a winner, and we can only slap you on the wrist and ask you not to do it again. Great message guys.

I am not a Patriots fan, but if they had won 16 games without cheating I would be posting a congratulations, but they did cheat, so they'll never hear or see those words from me.

This is just another reason most people are starting to believe that sports are rigid. I honestly am starting to feel the same.

Christmas, The Terrible Time Of Year

We should all be thankful that Christmas is only once a year. We spend weeks shopping, decorating, and preparing food, not to mention hundreds to thousands of dollars, and for what? One lousy day.

What's worse is that we have to listen to retailers complaining that they aren't grossing what they had projected. In my opinion that means somebody out there has realized Christmas isn't about gifts, but about celebrating the birth of Christ. And don't go thinking I'm about to go all religious on you because I'm just not that type of person. Thank God.

Maybe it's the fact that I don't have a lot of money or that we don't have other relatives to visit and it's just the family as usual. It may also have to do with the fact that people are just incredibly fake. I can't stand watching people be nice to one another then turn around less than five minutes later and start talking negatively about them to someone else. Why even bother to make the attempt?

Can't stand the TV specials, the music is just terrible and happy people just drive me nuts.

Thank God this holiday only comes once a year.

Why TV? Why?

Oh great television why do you give us false hopes and dreams. There are so many different tangents to go off on here it's not funny. But I only want to focus on the biggest lie television spreads; Fat men with beautiful women.

In real life beautiful women don't end up with fat men, with the exception of the rich fat men. But if you watch TV, and we all do, you will see most shows have these gorgeous women with fat men; none of which are rich, and in most shows the male has some sort of mild retardation.

The Simpsons, Family Guy, According To Jim, and King Of Queens are just a few and most popular of the shows that portrays this terrible lie.

What upsets me about this lie is that when I was at 225 lbs. I was blown off by just under fifty women, and not all of them were super model quality. Even now at 175 lbs. I've had women blow me off telling me that I don't stand a chance with them. I guess I could always blame it on the fact that I'm not rich, but if TV was right then that wouldn't matter. Though maybe I am really too smart for my own good, maybe I need to become an idiot on top of being fat. That maybe where I went wrong.

Either way if TV was right and any fat man could get any beautiful woman that they desired, there wouldn't be single fat men.

Life truly isn't fair and remember not to believe everything you see on TV.

Baltimore Ravens, You SUCK!!!

How could you let the 0-13 Miami Dolphins beat you? You destroyed the dream of hundreds who wanted to see those losers go 0-16, but you shattered that dream when you failed to beat the Dolphins in overtime.

It was bad enough the New England Patriots remained undefeated, but the lose of the win less team, just makes this a bad day for football. Then again, my day was just bad all around, but that's another blog post.

Project Payday - Worthwhile???

So about a year ago I joined Project Payday, and in that time I have accomplished absolutely nothing.

Project Payday is a website that gives you step by step instructions on how to obtain free items or to acquire money from helping others obtain free items.

Most people use Project Payday to earn cash while helping others acquire the free items. There are currently three different forums on the site, where people come to post what links you need to follow and how much they're willing to pay you for fulfilling all requirements necessary for them to obtain credit from whatever site they're working with.

This all seems easy but I haven't managed to get anywhere with it. Though I never have the best of luck with these things.

With this said, I still haven't given up on Project Payday, I still believe I'll come across some magic soon.

If you'd like to check out Project Payday for yourself, click the banner below.

Idiot Sightings!!!! Be careful, be v-e-r-y careful....

This was an email I received from a friend a few weeks back and feel this should be shared with as many people as possible. The sad thing is, many of you will read these and see nothing wrong with what you just read. Either way, I say enjoy.

IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2
was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not. Four is larger than two.' We haven't used Sears repair since.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.' From Kingman , KS
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City !
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IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!' She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
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IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker: She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself, and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'Its open!' His reply, 'I know - I already got that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi !
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STAY ALERT!
They walk among us, they REPRODUCE and they VOTE!!

Can I Sue For This?

It seems that today people can sue anybody for anything at anytime. Have you taken the time to see what people are suing over? Let me just share a few with you.

First we have the infamous female that managed to spill McDonald's coffee into her lap when pulling out into the road. She sued because the coffee was hot and no where on the cup or lid did it say the contents would be hot.

Then we have another woman who sues a furniture store because while in the store she tripped over a child and broke her ankle. Want to know the kicker on this one, it was her own child.

You know how people joke about using cruise control in their vehicle, where they think they could just set it and let the vehicle drive itself, well one woman thought this was possible while driving her RV she set the cruise control then got up and went into the back to make herself a sandwich. Needless to say the RV veered off road and went sideways into a ditch. She was awarded several million dollars because cruise control was not appropriately explained in the instruction booklet. As a side note, the RV company has rewrote the instruction book.

This one folks will take the cake. A police officer responds to a drowning involving a child. When the officer arrives, the family has already pulled the child out of the water and moved into the home to warm the child up. But there is water on the tile floor in the kitchen and when the officer comes rushing in she slides on the water, and hits the ground knee first, which shattered her knee cap. She sues because workman's comp can only cover so much but she needs more surgery. I don't believe you should be able to sue when you were doing your job, and became careless and hurt yourself. Not only that, though the child did survive, he is brain dead, and the family has spent every penny on this child and they will forever have this tragedy in their memories.

Doesn't this just make you sick? What's worse, is except for the police officer, who dropped the case after being abused by everyone in her local media, these people won their suits. Also saddening is there are lawyers to take the case, a judge who allows the case to proceed, and twelve members of the jury that all side with these individuals who in my opinion are absolutely out of their minds for even thinking that they have been wronged and our owed for their stupidity.

So I ask, can I sue all of these people because I find them completely stupid?

One more thing I would like to point out here, did you notice these stories all involved women? That's all I'm saying.

Heisman Ripoff

The Heisman, like the college football championship game is all nothing but political B.S. There is only one reason why Tim Tebow was awarded the Heisman, and that's because he's gay, and no one wanted to upset the whole gay community.

For those who want to argue that Tebow is not gay, let me just point out no man walks up to another man on the football field and give him a kiss on the lips. The local media in Florida tried to make it no big deal by saying don't worry it was just his dorm mate. That just makes the situation worse sounding doesn't it?

Don't get me wrong I really don't have a problem with gay people, as long as they aren't hitting on me, and could stop being a bunch of whining pussies for five minutes. Tim Tebow is just really a jerk, thinks he's God's gift to football, and can do no wrong for he is perfect. It's that attitude I hate the guy for.

I'd love to see this guy take a hit and not get back up right away. An injury that won't end his career but one that would knock some sense into that jerk off.

With all that said I'll be over the whole Heisman crap in another few days, because when you look back at some of the winners over say the past ten years, they've not accomplished all that much in the NFL and I don't see Tebow breaking this trend when he gets there.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Yea, I feel better now. Well, kinda.

I've heard for years from many people that women should not drive, well after today, nobody should drive. All vehicles should be outlawed. Everybody needs to just use a bicycle to bike everywhere. Seriously stop and think about the advantages here.

One - It's a good physical activity. We would all be healthier and in better shape, and for those that live in the US, you know we could really use this.

Two - There obviously will still be accidents, but in these accidents there is an extremely slim chance that you will be killed.

Three - A bike is a heck of a lot cheaper to repair, or even maintain.

Four - No gas or insurance needed.

Five - This one is for you Earth loving hippies - there is no air pollution produced from bikes, unlike cars.

So there you go five good arguments why no one should ever drive. And yes this article was inspired by a bad day on the road.

The Bursting Has Begun

This blog is going to be nothing but a stress reliever for me. I will talk about what I want, when I want, and about who I want. Don't like it, read another blog. I do plan on sharing some useful things, but this will be on rare occasions, so you should expect the sharing of stupidity from my coworkers, friends, family, and those people who are out and about.

Here's a little about me, I'm twenty-two years old, I own my own home and truck (which means I'm completely broke), and I work for the state of Floriduh. Yes I know that isn't the correct spelling, it's a joke people, laugh. I also enjoy science fiction and watching sports. This pretty much covers it.

Life isn't great, but I'll get over it, and so will you.